OOOOOOOOH Straight from the Make-A-Wish Foundation, To that other no relation. Our purpose is a dissertation; Delivering information on wish creation. We've done the research. We've done the math. We went to Kinko's and made a graph! So here's a comprehensive list of all the ways to Make A Wish Birthday Candles! (You gotta blow 'em out) Make A Wish Shooting Star! (You gotta seek it out) Make A Wish It's 11:11! (Two times a day) Make A Wish Dandelions? (Blow the seeds away) Make A Wish I'm getting cramped up in this lamp, Rub-a-rub and let's do this dance! We've been trapped in this bottle for 1000 years, Betrayed and tricked by corrupt Viziers. You've got three wishes, but don't be fools. When you make your wishes you better follow our rules. RULE #1: Don't wish for more wishes RULE #2: Don't wish for more wishes RULE #3: Don't wish for more wishes!!!! If you wish for more wishes you'll wish you weren't wishing And if you want more wishes, don't come to me. We gave you wishes, we gave you three! But if you want some more wishery, Here's some ways you can wish for free! Break a wishbone! (Get the bigger half) Make A Wish Blow an eyelash off your fingertip! (It's gotta be your own) Make A Wish Throw a coin in a fountain or throw it in a well! Make A Wish I wanna sing, bustin' outta this ring! Is that my wish phone ringing? (Brrrrring brrrrring) What's that? You want a million dollars? You'll inherit it, cause I killed your father! World Peace? You're getting stupider. You didn't specify, so peace on Jupiter! Now you wish all your wishes UNDONE? First wish: Unwished. Second wish: Unwished. Unwish wish: Unwished!!!! Now wishes One and Two exist! If you want less risky wishery How 'bout some ways to wish with a guarantee? Left foot's asleep! Make A Wish Catch a Unicorn Tear! Make A Wish See three asian guys of the same ethnicity! (I'm Japanese. I'm Chinese. I'm Filipino!) That was my wish!!! NOW DANCE!